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badsciencejokes:

The rotation of Earth really makes my day!

"You just become so used to a person .
Their scent, their laughter, the way they say your name .
And it all disappears from one day to another .
Tell me how am I not supposed to care ?
When you were all I needed in life ."

- (  via withlovesn) - texts I wish I sent you #1 (via withlovesn)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via loveintheair-youonmymind)